My oldest but wildest aunt just bought a scooter to wheel herself around her retirement community. She defended her purchase to the Fam by claiming it was an instant get-to-know-everyone tool.

As in all her neighbours trundled outside to see what the ruckus was about... I am pretty sure that's my mom in twenty years time.

And by default, it's how I will turn out too.

I can't wait!

I'm planning to wear the coolest sweat-combo's all day every day.

These 'Better Off Dead' sweatshirts would be ideal.

All the crew necks and shirts are individually hand-screened and hand-finished by the 'We Are False' peeps.

View/buy the entire collection here