New York Pictured Stories, Son...What's not to love about LGF. Well. He uses the exclamation-turd 'yay!'. Never in real life. Never. Only every other five fucking posts on this site, there it is. He does not give a shit that I Hate.Hate.Hate. it. I threatened to leave. Makes no difference. What else? He will not let me cuss out people on this site. What's that all about, huh? I tried to circumvent that shit (watch that movie) , but no go... He just makes me delete that stuff. What else? That's about it. Big, no? I do not know how I survive and am able to be all I can be under these circumstances. Live up to my full potential and all of those things.
So you decide to close the office.
Vacation, we baptise you: KNOTORYUS BOOTCAMP
So first of all U'z go chillin' at the Ritz in Egypt. You know, the whole " We Travel 1st Class/To Change The Forecast" thing. That turned out to be this kinda party.
Then NYC, watch the Drumming Man with the Big Afro saving a corny ass ($152 a piece) star-studded Bob Dylan-tribute. That's right, a Bob Dylan tribute. I was trying to find a quick exit the whole time. Coz I was tricked. But J. Mascis, Lee Ranaldo & some original hippies whose names I can't remember brought it. And then Heath Ledger announced a couple of artists all'while gnarling on his chewing gum like he was auditioning for Rémi the Ratatoewie gRat, Part Doe-eux. But then ?uestlove & Cody ChessnuTT came out & finished it. Sent them all home with 1 song. Beautiful.
Then you eat a cheeseburgerpizza.
(we went to Joe's Pizza as well. Thx for the tip J-B. That was good)
Then you go watch Charlie Murphy live at Caroline's.
Then he takes you to the best party in town. Unlisted stuff from these guys. Crowd looks like this.
And like this...
They start doing this...
And as soon as you're like: You're fab hon, but the Am. Apparel. is a bit boring. You see this..
And then they brought out the Big Guns baby!
Next thing you know you're exchanging scarf & frames tips with Naeem.
It's that whole Travel 1st Class/To Change The Forecast thing.
That whole Diana Ross & Lionel Richie thing.
( For the cold hard cash DVD's/CD's/Books/Tee's & MustReallyNeedThose part of the trip, check back soon)
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