If only I had met Peppijn. I would've probably ended up like Whitney. I don't know why I find him hot, but for the last 3 years or so, whenever you say Peej Faberzjej (that's Pay Faberjay for you English speaking folk), I get kinda giggly.
But I would've only hooked up with him if he'd called me Dinner. I've got standards.
LeLe 'Flage' is out on PIAS
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