"First off let me say I'm probably drunk off of shitty wine." Childish Gambino has his opening line swag down pat. (Wait, is that even a sentence? Ah well.) If you don't know about Mr. Gambino, you're late. I mean, Wikipedia says he has 6 aliases already (Cheezy, Bambino X, Bam-B, Sir Durton Cloud 9, Ms. Long-Lady Stanhope, and Bambini). And that's not even counting his real name he usues as an actor, writer (for 30 Rock) and stand up comedian, Donald Glover. Oh, and Wikipedia also says he was born in .. wait, what? 1983. Ugh.